Today, My Penis Rejoices
Posted by Voltairrible on July 14, 2008
In what is pretty much the greatest news ever, Megan Fox recently made my day with her aspirations to do a movie… nekkid. For the whole thing.
“I would love to do a movie naked – it would be beautiful. No one dares make that kind of film today. They did it in the 1930s in an arty way, so why not now?”
/cleans protein off of keyboard
Where do I inquire as to becoming a producer or investor in this movie?
Without a doubt, Megan Fox should be the only celebrity that anyone pays attention to. She is the perfect woman. I mean, after all, she did say that she loves having sex. Best. Day. Ever.
My penis is the happiest penis in all of the world right now. He feels like he won the Superbowl, except that it’s a wonderful world where the Superbowl involves hot ass like Megan Fox being nude for 90+ minutes. And the whole “artsy” angle? That means you can go to it and not look like you’re just trying to see some softcore porn on the bigscreen. Clever girl. Clever girl, indeed.
Megan Fox, if you’re reading this, my mother says I’m a nice, smart, and dapper young man. And, like you, I enjoy having sex (ask my hands).