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“Donkey Punch”: I Must See This Movie

Posted by Voltairrible on July 17, 2008

1)  Have anal sex with girl

PROFIT!

Donkey Punch is causing a lot of buzz after this year’s Sundance Film Festival.  It’s gotten some rave reviews (highlights in bold:

The plot … goes as follows: three girls from Leeds travel to Majorca for a weekend’s fun as an antidote to a cheating boyfriend. They meet four posh British boys who are crewing a 76-foot yacht during their summer holidays. And while the owner is away, they decide to play. And play hard.

Within hours of meeting, they all sail off into the sunset and are soon so out of it on a cocktail of drink and drugs they lose all inhibitions and start having group sex, taking it in turns to film the assorted couplings.

Egged on by his friends, one of the men then attempts to perform the notorious ‘Donkey Punch’ on a girl, with fatal consequences. What follows is as absurd as it is disturbing, with the remaining characters subjecting one another to increasingly vile acts of cruelty until there’s no one left to maim or murder.

For anyone who doesn’t know, a donkey punch involves

“participating in either vaginal or anal ‘doggy style’ intercourse, during the instant before the male ejaculates, the penis is inserted (or kept) in the female’s anus, at which point he delivers a swift punch to the back of the female’s cranium. This results in the simultaneous contraction of the anal sphincter and various other muscles in the female, thus producing a tremendous sensation for the male. However, for the technique to render successful, the receiving party must be knocked utterly unconscious.”

And then, some guy made a movie about it.  As the cause of a murder.  With group sex.  And drugs.  And booze.  And sailing.  It’s basically the perfect weekend.

The only movie that I want to see more than this right now is any snuff film starring Paris Hilton.

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