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Shows I Don’t Watch Nominated for Emmys

Posted by Mac10 on July 17, 2008

All white people look the same

All white people look the same

The nominations for the Emmys were released today:

The nominees for best drama are “Boston Legal,” “Damages,” “Dexter,” “House,” “Lost” and “Mad Men.”

LOST should win this one in a landslide. It was fucking amazing this year. Of course, Mad Men will probably win even though everybody in the show looks exactly the same and you can never tell who is doing what.

The nominees for best comedy are “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” “Entourage,” “The Office,” “30 Rock” and “Two and a Half Men.”

I am torn between Curb and 30 Rock. Both had incredible seasons this year. As long as Entourage (which has gone off the deep end) or Two and a Half Men (it’s on CBS, need I say more) don’t win, I’ll be happy.

Making meth is occassionally dangerous, but always worth it

Making meth is occassionally dangerous, but always worth it

The nominees for best actor in a drama are Gabriel Byrne (“In Treatment”), Bryan Cranston (“Breaking Bad”), Michael C. Hall (“Dexter”), Jon Hamm (“Mad Men”), Hugh Laurie (“House”) and James Spader (“Boston Legal”).

I love Michael C. Hall in Dexter, but I hear the dad from Malcolm in the Middle makes meth in Breaking Bad. Meth always gets my vote, Bryan Cranston.

The nominees for best actress in a drama are Glenn Close (“Damages”), Sally Field (“Brothers and Sisters”), Mariska Hargitay (“Law & Order: Special Victims Unit”), Holly Hunter (“Saving Grace”) and Kyra Sedgwick (“The Closer”).

I don’t watch any of these shows, but I saw Holly Hunter’s ass while flipping by Saving Grace. So she wins.

It takes brass balls to win an Emmy

It takes brass balls to win an Emmy

The nominees for best actor in a comedy are Alec Baldwin (“30 Rock”), Steve Carell (“TheOffice”), Lee Pace (“Pushing Daisies”), Tony Shalhoub (“Monk”) and Charlie Sheen (“Two and a Half Men”).

Alec Baldwin. If you say anyone else should win, then I will come over to your house and take away your television because you do not deserve it. Also, just for the hell of it, the greatest scene of all time.

The nominees for best actress in a comedy are Christina Applegate (“Samantha Who?”), America Ferrera (“Ugly Betty”), Tina Fey (“30 Rock”), Julia Louis-Dreyfus (“The New Adventures of Old Christine”) and Mary-Louise Parker (“Weeds”).

The only show I watch here is 30 Rock so Tina Fey gets the nod. If it’s any consolation for the rest of you ladies, I would still bang you all.

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3 Responses to “Shows I Don’t Watch Nominated for Emmys”

  1. DrFunke said

    No love for “Dexter” in best drama? This season of Dexter was outrageous. You’ve gotta at least give it consideration along with “Lost.”

  2. Mac10 said

    I like Dexter, but it is not close to being in the same league as LOST.

  3. Wudgles said

    This article just reinforced that I only watch Cartoon Network and ESPN.

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