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Only in China: “Secretary Accidentally Bites Off Boss’ Penis”

Posted by Voltairrible on May 5, 2009

Dramatic One-dog reinactment

Dramatic One-dog reinactment

In what can only be described as the worst case of road-head ever, a Chinese businessman had his incredibly small penis bitten off.

Apparently, dude was getting his chopstick loved on by his secretary in his car.  However, he apparently forgot that Asians are horrible drivers… in a country full of Asians.  Someone proceeded to back into his car.  To make matters worse, it appears that the secretary was married.  A private investigator was following the secretary horrible slooooha and witnessed the following:

On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.

After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.

The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.

When reached for comment, the woman replied: “Me Chinese.  Me play joke.  Bite off peepee, then drink Coke.”

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One Response to “Only in China: “Secretary Accidentally Bites Off Boss’ Penis””

  1. DrFunke said

    The Japanese are ridiculously upset with you right now. Not only could this happen in Japan, it would’ve involved rape, tentacles, and animation that gives seizures to young children.

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