Sans Morality

drinkin’ beers, bangin’ sluts

The .GIF You’ll See A Lot This Summer

Posted by Voltairrible on May 7, 2009

GENTLEMEN,

Ask how much I care.

Ask how much I care.

I present to you the DISMISSIVE WANKING MOTION .gif image that will gracing our beloved blog a bunch this summer.  Just look at it’s simplicity.  It outlines how Mac10, Dr. Funke (D.D.S), and myself feel about most topics.  It is eloquent in its brevity, but profound in it’s substance.  The range of emotions it conveys in but a simple flick of the wrist never ceases to amaze me.

For instance, it would have summed up Dr. Funke’s American Idol post in one fell swoop.  How much easier would that have been to read? A lot (especially if you like American Idol [meaning you’re a moron]).

What’s that you say?  “DWM is more than just a funny image on the intrawebz!  It’s a way of life!”  And you are correct, dear reader.  We here at Sans Morality urge you to embrace the DWM:

  • Your mom wants you to clean your room?  DWM
  • Girlfriend wants to cuddle?  Fuck that shit. DWM
  • IRS demands y0u pay taxes? DWM
  • State law requires an “age of consent”? DWM
  • Not laughing at my horrible jokes and lack of substance? DWM

The Dismissive Wanking Motion.  Embrace it.

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