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Posted by Voltairrible on May 13, 2009

Readers who are not Mac10 or Dr. Funke (D.D.S.),


I went a few days ago, and I’m just now working my lazy ass around to writing a small review.  “Why a small review, Wudgles?  We love your witticisms, opinions, and photoshop skills!  Give us a review worthy of this movie and your time!”, you might say.  Truth of the matter is that I’ll leave the actual movie reviews to Mac10 and Dr. Funke, since they do a much better job and have a much larger breadth of meta material to reference for “lols.”

Also, it prevents me from giving away too much of the plot.

Anyway, the fact of the matter is that Star Trek is an extremely entertaining movie, both for Trekkies (who apparently find that term demeaning and prefer the term “Trekkers” [WTF is the difference?]) and non-virgins alike.  JJ Abrams did a great job with the film, and I can honestly say I wasn’t bored for a minute.  The film is more action oriented than its sci-fi roots, but the script still details the origin of the main characters without being boring.

Other highlights:

  • Good action scenes, both in and out of spacecraft
  • Leonard Nemoy
  • Vulcan mind meld
  • A busty ass chick painted green in lingerie
  • Explosions
  • Black holes
  • Simon Pegg doing a Scottish accent… as Scotty
  • “Set phasers to stun”

Trivia:   The guy who plays Dr. McCoy was also in Ghost Ship.  Amazing he got work after that film, right?

Wudgles’ “Inner Nerd” Rating Scale: 8.5 (Star Wars is better)

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One Response to “GO SEE STAR TREK”

  1. DrFunke said

    “Busty ass chick painted in green”? You will pay Doira Baird her proper respects GOD DAMN YOU!

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