For the loyal reader out there, you will remember that I posted a recap of The Sopranos last summer. Well, it’s a new year, and I spent all of my free time this summer watching a different HBO show, The Wire. I will be adding more substance to this throughout the week because I hate my job and I need something to do to occupy my time. Here is a brief summary of the show (with Dr. Funke’s opinion where we disagree):
Ranking the Seasons: 4, 2, 1, 5, 3
Best character: Omar (Dr Funke: Stringer Bell)
Worst Character: Omar when he is kissing dudes
Real Worst Character (Male): Ziggy Sobotka
Worst Character (Female): Namond’s mother
Smartest Gangster: Proposition Joe
Smartest Cop: Lester Freamon
Most Disappointing Character: Avon Barksdale
Best Duo: Bunk and Jimmy out drinking
Saddest Death: Wallace
Best Transformation: Carver
Funniest Murderer: Snoop
Best Haircut: Angry white cop
Best Dresser: Brother Muzzone
Best Catchphrase: “Sheeet” – Clay Davis
Best Repeated Line: “There you go. Giving a fuck when it ain’t your turn to give a fuck.” -Bunk
Best Moment: Omar’s testimony at Bird’s trial
Worst Moment: Bubbles’ confession and suicide attempt